Humor Irlandes

[BRUJO]

Un poco del humor Irlands...no solo tienen un excelnete Pais y una buena cerveza!
 


Irish Golfer

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big  bump on his head and the  golfer's ball  beside him.Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over thelittle guy, reviving him.
'Arrgh!  What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.'I'm afraid I hit you  with my golf ball,' the golfer says.'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair  and square.
Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?''Thank God, you're allright!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't wantanything, I'm just glad  you're OK,and I  apologize.'And the golfer walks off.'What a nice guy,'the  Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game,
all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and  the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?''My  game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm  an internationallyfamous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's  good  to  seeyou're all right.''Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer  yer  golf game, youknow. And tell me, how's yer  money situation?''Why,  it's  just  wonderful!' the golfer  states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and
pull out $100  bills I  didn't even know were there!''I did that fer ye also.'
And tell me, how's yer sex life?'The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'C'mon, c'mon
now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job.  How manytimes a week?'Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers,
'Once,sometimes twice a week.''What??'  responds the Leprechaun in shock.
That'sall? Only once or twice a week?'
'Well, 'says the golfer,
'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.'

[Camus de Acuario]

que buen chiste brujo, el pobre cura le toco darle vuelta a un par de monjas jejejejeje

[Archer]

LOL 

[motursa.com]

jejejeje    Cagado de la risa.! no entendí ni mierd@.!

[fran1986]

Que turbio el duende  

[menol83]

jejejeje    Cagado de la risa.! no entendí ni mierd@.!

lo mismo no entendi ni papa... es mas ni me moleste en buscar el diccionario

[banermasca]

hey amigo esta de risa. .

[BRUJO]

Pero a alguien no les parece el chiste.Dice que es malo..Sorry!
Solo falta que el carcelero  le ponga candado..lo voy a acusar de acoso informatico!
Feliz fin de semana a todos...

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[Kibalam]

quien dice que es malo man 

tu mismo te estas pidiendo el BAN Cuidado